Don't Humans Ever Sleep?

I thought humans like to sleep! Well, not quite as much as us, but lately sleeping with Mistress has been heck on Earth!
First she goes to bed, lately it's been too late, but sometimes that's my fault. I keep her up late sometimes so she can type for me on Catster, I love to hang out at the Late Late Show.
But I can't be blamed for her insomnia the past few nights. The Nanny can! She puts that dang Nanny DVD into the portable DVD player and that dang nasal voice of Fran Drescher's keeps her awake and drives me NUTS!
First she gets into bed, like normal. Then she calls my name and I come and lay on her legs for awhile. Then she starts squirming and twitching and trying to get her legs back.
NO! THEY'RE MINE!
When she finally gets her legs back she starts flipping back and forth over and over again, gets up and gets water, comes back, climbs over me. .. at this point I'm still sleeping and in the middle of the bed so she has to climb over me to get back in bed!
Now it's about 2:30, Fran Drescher is still honkin' away, and Mistress is laughing at Niles' wit. Ah, if only we'd have a butler, hmm Mistress? When the disc is almost over, she falls asleep, then wakes back up to shut the machine up and go to her litterbox. Well, if you're gonna drink all that water. .. !
Usually she sleeps from 3:00 til ten during the weekends then. Yesterday though, she woke up at 7:30. We both heard a funny knocking noise. Nobody was at the door, and hopefully nobody was at the window! We're seven floors up! At first she thought it was me, but I am innocent! uh, yeah. So she laid around for awhile, and then actually got up! After a few minutes the knocking sound stopped.
She was tired yesterday, with all that knocking and tossing and turning and kitty throwing (well, she didn't throw me off, but if I didn't get off her legs she was considering it!) but she did do me a favor, she left me alone all day to sleep! Ahhhhh sleep!
She said she went out with her mother to see a movie Marley & Me about a bunch of Lyndi dogs, uh, I mean golden labs, well, there was supposedly one, but they used a lot of dogs in the making of that movie. Mistress says that the movie is really good, but to bring tissues for the end. She realy needed them too, but of course, didn't have them. It brought back a whole bunch of memories of last month when my sister Squeakers went to the Rainbow Bridge. So of course, she came home and hugged the heck out of me!
And then I let her go to bed early enough. When she got comfy she called my name and I came up and slept with her. There was no tossing, no turning, no water and no Nanny!
Phew!
But she did oversleep.