The Weird Nocturnal Doings of My Human

Today Mistress told me it is -30! That's 30 below zero!
And still she went out. Humans can be so dumb!
I'm glad, no, thrilled that I have fur, and that I never ever go out! Poor Lyndi, the guide dog (not that I like her, mind you) she had to go out with Jen, Mistress' friend and Mistress.
Oh well, as long as she doesn't live here
Sunday night it was warm, and everyone seemed all snug in their beds, but not Mistress! She got to bed, and I got on and laid on her legs. She let me for a while, then almost THREW me off! But still she couldn't sleep, which mean I couldn't sleep!
She turned a Leave It To Beaver disc on, and I guess Beaver, even though he looked nothing like a beaver! stimulated her too much, cuz all she did was sleep for about one Beaver show and then woke up again!
Then you won't believe this!
She went in the treat drawer, but not for treats for me. . .oh NOOOO! She got a water balloon! she didn't fill it with water, but she blew it up and bat it around and it even stuck on top of a picture on her wall!
Whooooooaaaa!!! That was amazing!
Then she took her white cane and whacked it, without breaking it, off the picture and put it on my back, and do you know what?
I bet you'll never guess!
It stuck to my back!
Even after I started walking away, it moved a bit, but stuck to my back!
At first I thought it dumb that Mistress was up all night cuz she couldn't sleep, I never have that problem, but once that balloon thing started, I wished we could do it every night!
Last night she insisted on sleeping though, she said she was incredibly tired.
Hmm, I wonder why?!
Try sleeping for 16-20 hours like me, you'll never be tired!