The Big Bad Kneader Has Returned!

I guess lately I've been really lazy. . . but then, so has Mistress!
Sometimes I think she'd make a great cat!
But anyway, Mistress found out what was wrong with her, and stopped doing it, whatever it was, so she had more energy. . . for awhile.
Then yesterday she kept saying "Ooooh my leeeeeegs! Ooooh my baaaaaack!" she went to that workout place for the first time in months. . .if that workout place makes you cranky and tired and and sore, well, I'll stay home, thank you!
She felt that way too, yesterday.
I was in the bedroom most of yesterday, all curled up in my Morgan's bed, and she was all curled up on the sofa, with a book. I didn't see her for more than a half an hour.
So when she finally came to bed, I got happy!
I followed her, back and forth from the bedroom to the bathroom, and then when she got into bed, I hesitated, but then I hopped up on the bed. She was lying on her tummy, which is kinda weird, yes, she likes to lie on her tummy, or her side, actually, but when she first gets into bed, she lies on her back and I lie on her tummy or her legs, until, in the middle of the night she kicks me off in her sleep!
So I went up to where her head was and I gave her some headbonks and purrs. She didn't stir much, so I gave her some more headbonks and purrs. A hand came shooting up out from the covers and she petted me.
But that wasn't what I wanted!
So I walked on her. Back and forth and back and forth on her back. At first, she groaned and then she made some happy noises, so I stopped, and I started to knead.
More happy noises.
Then after awhile, I stopped, so another hand came shooting out from the covers and she grabbed me!
Ya gotta watch out for those shooting hands!
But then she smooshed me up against her and she said "Thank you Sandy!"
For what?
Today, we both slept in a bit. But when we got up, I decided to follow her around, even on her desk, which, since the monitor came, is off limits!
In fact, I just moved her mouse, and she said "Hey!"
But I just want to spend more time with her! And I wanna see what's in that box she keeps dipping into!
She says it's cereal, but I don't buy it!
She said "Wow Sandy, you're really spry today! What got into you?"
I don't know, and I don't know what spry is, but I just checked out her secret box on the desk. . .. it really is cereal!