April Fools!

Okay, so it's a day late. .. sue me!
Anyway, I played a great trick on my Mistress yesterday!
She was drinking a cup of cocoa, it seemed with all this windy weather, she had a hard time getting warm, I don't know what she was talking about, I was purrrfectly comfy!
So while she was sitting on the sofa, drinking her cocoa, I wanted to smell it, so she was going to put it down, she said cocoa was deathly dangerous for us kitties!
Chill, human! I didn't want to drink it, I just wanted to annoy you!
So while she was putting it down, I bumped her hand and cocoa went all over her shirt! Well, actually, not all over, there were just a couple spots on her shirt, and she got the stains out already.
"Saaaannnnddeeeeeeeee!!!" she yelled. I don't like yelling!
Well, she thought there was some cocoa on, uh, my backend, which was facing her at the time (and she deserved to see it, too!) So she actually felt my rump to make sure it wasn't wet! Eeeeuuuuww!!
It wasn't wet, then she saw her shirt
Ha ha ha! April Fools Mistress!!

Other April Fools jokes were played too. Mistress went on the Hallmark Channel site to do her daily whining *coughs* uh, requesting that Little House be put back in it's original spot each day, and some person wrote on a forum heading that Little House would be put back by May 4th! Well, my silly human fell for it, clicked on the forum to open it and read more, all happy and relieved, and what do you know? It was a joke!
She was not happy again *sigh* She's been watching the Little House DVDs like a maniac, Oh well, I think tonight we won't have to watch them.
Another joke was the HUGE computer virus that was supposed to happen, emails and messages were going out, even Mistress fell for it and tried to download the protective patch thingy, but her computer knew better, it didn't fall for it!
I guess our computer is smarter than my human! If only the computer could feed me!
Then, the best one, I think ... . Jen, Mistress' friend, put fake poo on the rug outside her door, and some human fell for it!
Not mine, of course. It wasn't Lyndi's poo, it was fake!
What a great joke, I hope they come up with fake kitty poo next year!

But, seriously, aren't kitties more mature? We don't fall for, or pull April fools. .. except for the cocoa bit, that was funny!
Oh yeah, another April Fool's joke, but it didn't seem to faze Mistress, but it kinda freaked me out. Early yesterday morning, they pulled something in the building and it made what Squeakers used to call "That whoop whoop noise." No, she used to call it "That whOOP whOOP noise!" That's what it sounds like too! I didn't like it at all! It disrupted a purrfectly good catnap! Mistress just said they were testing the sprinklers and fire alarms in the building. .. which, I suppose explained why she didn't run out the door! At least it didn't last long.