December 16, 2008

Okay, so I haven't written in awhile, but things have been busy. I don't think I have many readers anyway, I guess everykitty's over at the Psychokitty's blog?
Anyway, a friend called Mistress yesterday morning, telling her that her neighbor had passed away from a massive heart attack. Then she said that lady had two cats. One who bites, they are taking that one and putting her to sleep, I guess, not because she bites, but because she's kind of old and sick.
The second one's name is Charlie and he's huge! He's at least 20 pounds of orange tabby! Well my idiot Mistress decided to take him! What a nut!
He scared me to death! I went under the bed and left Mistress a Special Sandy Early Christmas "Present" there! All my friends on Catster concatulated (a Catster word for congratulated) me for doing that.
Anyway, he kept staying and staying and staying! Finally Mistress came to her senses, well, her mom came to her senses for her and she said that I wouldn't like another cat to handle, I could barely handle Squeakers and she was here before me! And since Mistress isn't working, she can't afford more litter and food and vet bills, and since he lived with a heavy smoker, I mean, Mistress friend next door could smell the smoke in her apartment, he could pawsibly have lung problems or cancer.
Or not, but we don't want to take any chances. Plus, I love being an only cat, having her all to myself!
So she dreaded it, but she walked Charlie downstairs, almost getting a hernia doing it! And gave him back to the friend of the lady that died, she thought she'd have big trouble, but the lady understood, but kinda made Mistress feel guilty when she said "Don't worry Charlie, Grandma wants you" and she kinda slammed the door in her face.
Oh well, the most important thing here is
I am an only cat again! Yipeee!!!