Twistie Ties: The Cheapest and Funnest Toys Ever!

I don't know why, but there was sonething on the floor, I guess cuz my Mistress can't see as well as some, she misses things.
So I just had to kick it!
And it moved!
Wowee!
I kicked it all over the floor, then it disappeared! Where, oh where did it go?
Mistress heard me batting something around, and she saw me looking in one particular spot, so she found it and said "This? Is this what you were playing with? "
Then she called it a Twistie tie!
It has a name!
I've heard that some cats play with milk rings, there's even a Milk Ring Hockey League (MRHL) on Catster! And Squeakers liked to play with dirty q-tips (Euuuwwwww!!) But above all, these twistie tie things are the best!
So I kicked it some more, and it went and hid on me! Darn little @!&*@!
Mistress tried to help me find it, but she couldn't find it either, she said she hopes it doesn't break her vacuum cleaner belt the next time she runs that growlly monster!
So she did me a favor, she took another one out of the kitchen drawer, but she told me not to swallow it, she doesn't wanna rush me to the emergivet!
I don't wanna be careful! And I don't wanna go to the place she calls emergivet *emergency vet*
I Wanna Play!!
And if milk rings are just as fun, I didn't really care for them before, then I might be joining that team! They should have a Twistie Tie Team!