"One day or another I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha!"
Not if I can help it!
Mistress keeps following me around, singing that song and chasing me!
Sorry, poor dumb human, I'm faster and more agile, even at my age!
I don't know what she wants with me anyway, but I don't wanna find out! Maybe she wants to practice finding and naming my bones (she is studying to be a Vet Assistant and her latest test was on the Skeletal and Muscular system, she got an 88%!)
Do I look like a specimen? I am to be petted, not practiced on!
So I chased her around the table, she almost got me, but I slipped under a chair, she couldn't fit. I even went behind the sofa, one of my first and favorite hiding spots from long ago. . .okay, so not that long ago, almost two years ago.
I think it's safe to come out now, though, it doesn't look like she's gonna be chasin' me around much more tonight.
Phew! I think I still might keep my distance though!
Today was the last day of winter! YAAAAAAAAAY!! Although someone said something about snow next Thursday.
Ah, who cares? I stay inside anyway.
Another kitty was brought up to the Rainbow Bridge today,(above) he was just 10 days old and not even a full pound in weight, his mama gave birth to him, that's true, but then just ignored him, so the human had to feed him manually for 10 days, but it just didn't work, he was too small and dehydrated, going thru weight loss with diarrhea and even though the human tried her hardest by keeping him warm with a hot water bottle and a plug-in warmer in a carrier, and feeding him KRM (Kitten Replacement Milk) and making several trips to the vet, the poor little trouper just didn't make it, along with the rest of the litter who were stillborn.
Not if I can help it!
Mistress keeps following me around, singing that song and chasing me!
Sorry, poor dumb human, I'm faster and more agile, even at my age!
I don't know what she wants with me anyway, but I don't wanna find out! Maybe she wants to practice finding and naming my bones (she is studying to be a Vet Assistant and her latest test was on the Skeletal and Muscular system, she got an 88%!)
Do I look like a specimen? I am to be petted, not practiced on!
So I chased her around the table, she almost got me, but I slipped under a chair, she couldn't fit. I even went behind the sofa, one of my first and favorite hiding spots from long ago. . .okay, so not that long ago, almost two years ago.
I think it's safe to come out now, though, it doesn't look like she's gonna be chasin' me around much more tonight.
Phew! I think I still might keep my distance though!
Today was the last day of winter! YAAAAAAAAAY!! Although someone said something about snow next Thursday.
Ah, who cares? I stay inside anyway.
Another kitty was brought up to the Rainbow Bridge today,(above) he was just 10 days old and not even a full pound in weight, his mama gave birth to him, that's true, but then just ignored him, so the human had to feed him manually for 10 days, but it just didn't work, he was too small and dehydrated, going thru weight loss with diarrhea and even though the human tried her hardest by keeping him warm with a hot water bottle and a plug-in warmer in a carrier, and feeding him KRM (Kitten Replacement Milk) and making several trips to the vet, the poor little trouper just didn't make it, along with the rest of the litter who were stillborn.
For a better, and more interesting rendition of this poor kitty's fate: http://www.catster.com/cats/642754/diary/Sweet_and_sassy
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