The FURMINATOR!

No, Arnold Schwartzenegger is not in this movie!
Mistress decided to Furminate me this morning!
She dragged me into the bathroom, closed the door, sat down with me and went to town with that thing, and WOW!
There was fur, fur EVERYWHERE!!
She was smart this time and actually wore an old shirt, but no pants *covers her mouth* Oops, was I not supposed to say that?
But the fur got all over her, me, the floor, and some landed on the sink and cabinet! She really took a lot of hair off.
The phone rang during this whole ordeal, but she couldn't answer it cuz she was covered in what she calls Sandyfur!
I was a good girl, I tolerated it, until she started in on my legs and tummy. Now, I don't mind if she pets my tummy, but that Furminator is not welcome to touch it!!
Finally she spanked my fanny. . .that's what she calls it. .. .but actually it's getting all the fur off me before she sets me free. But this time she had to spank her fanny too, cuz some stray fur wound up on her bottom! *puts paw over mouth again*
Oopsie .. .sorry Mistress!
No I'm not, it was really funny!
Then she gave me some treats, saying that I deserved them. .. you bet I did! That was pure torture!
Then she had to sweep up the Sandyfur. .. lots and lots of Sandyfur!
Am I bald now, I wonder?
Cuz she said "Wow Sandy, there's so much fur here I could build another cat!"
Then she got the vacuum out. Squeakers was afraid of it before, but I am not. I think my former owner used to vacuum a lot. It doesn't phase me any.
Now I feel cleaner, and ten pounds lighter *giggles*
But I still don't like that Furminator thing! I wish Arnold Schwarzenegger would take it away. .. or anybody!
Also, Mistress noticed this after Furminating me. . .I look darker without my topcoat! Jen Furminates both Twinkie and Lyndi at least once a week! and outside too! Mistress tried to do it outside, but she didn't want the neighbors to think she was murdering me, cuz I really put up a fuss!