The Shower Meower

HAHAHA!
I scared my Mistress yet again!
She was standing under the water, she usually croons a dumb ole song when she's doing that, she says the acoustics are awesome and makes her sound good!
Those acoustics must be awesome . .. whatever acoustics are.
But this time she wasn't singing and she was quiet. I was worried cuz I thought something was wrong, like someone (invisible?) was trying to Furminate her! I stood by the door and started to meow. She thought she heard some meows, but then she shrugged it off, she thought it was the TV which she left on, or an ambulance driving by (the hospital is less than a mile away, plus at this place, the ambulance comes by more than kids do!)
As soon as she turned off the water, though, she realized it was me!
Duh!
She came out, all dripping wet and said "Sandy? Is there something wrong? Oh, what's wrong?" Women! They are great worriers, but very annoying! She even picked me up when she had nothing but a towel on!
Eeeeeuuuuuuwwwww!!!
She made sure I wasn't choking or anything, then went back in and closed the door, so I meowed again, and again!
She kept opening the door and looking at me
She finally came out. .. fully clothed, thank goodness and checked me out and made sure I was all right.
Why wouldn't I be?
Then she said to her friend Jen when she called "I swear, Sandy's starting to act as weird as Squeakers used to!
AHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
I do NOT wanna act like that freak. .. er, may she rest in peace, NO WAY!
Next time Mistress promised she'd sing in the shower, to put my mind at ease.
That helps my mind, but not my ears!!